You know what sucks? My house smells like I have a pot roast in the oven and I can’t figure out why. I didn’t buy a pot roast. But it’s either a pot roast or a hobo. I can’t decide. When you start fighting before you even make it out of the bed in the [...]
I Will Not Be Winning Any Grill-Offs Any Time Soon
October 9, 2009 By 7 Comments
Do you smell that? It smells like something is burning. Oh, right! It’s my hair! Last night I was making grilled chicken sandwiches for dinner and I did what I always do when I light the grill. Except this time a massive fireball erupted from it and suddenly I was yelling, “Oh! Oh! My hair [...]
The Longest Hour
March 9, 2009 By 1 Comment
To all you women out there who bring your many tiny tots to the grocery store all at once I commend you. I. Just. CANNOT. Handle. It. At all. Granted, I can’t seem to get the handle of the Ergo Baby while holding a purse which would free up the cart versus putting the baby [...]
I Need to be Topped Off
September 23, 2008 By 1 Comment
Oh, Internets. Let’s have a chat shall we? I’m feeling like a failure as a pregnant woman. Like I just don’t incubate properly or something. I’m not good at this baby-baking thing. Sure, I can get pregnant just by giving H the eye or visa versa but going the full nine months and doing it [...]
Bunches of Stuff
October 12, 2007 By 2 Comments
Two things as it’s Friday and I don’t want to tax our brains too much. Yesterday, I was at my local Target where I managed to only purchase one item! That alone should be a front page story. I spent less than $20 too. I’m quite proud of this feat. Here’s the actual story. As [...]
In an Instant
June 18, 2007 By Leave a Comment
While H, T.D. and I were enjoying a rather carefree Father’s Day yesterday another section of my family was dealing with tragedy. As we strolled through the wetlands near our home taking photographs of birds and other assorted wildlife, an accident occurred that caused that branch of my family to lose a loved one. My [...]
