May 25, 2013

Guess I’m a Hooker

It may not be your thing but Planned Parenthood was there for me when I needed it. I was laid off, waiting tables, 24 years old and had no health insurance. Three years before I was told that I might have cervical cancer and I needed to continuously seek treatment for it and keep tabs [...]

GoDaddy.com Super Bowl Commercial Equals FAIL

It is probably no surprise that I don’t like GoDaddy.com commercials, especially during the Super Bowl. Their obvious attempt at using scantily clad women to draw people to their product isn’t even tongue in cheek or even a cute, cheeky attempt at humor.  It’s just dumb and contrived.  Imagine my delight when I discovered the [...]

It’s Nice to Know They Care

It's Nice to Know They Care

As I was running through the aisles, child-free and out of the house for the first time in over a week (huzzah!), this caught my eye making me stop in my tracks.  Is this a new attempt to counter-act that bloated, tired pmsy feeling? 

Urine Reviews

Get it? Heh. I’m in product reviews. Bum, dum, dum… File this under products I will not be reviewing- The Whiz Freedom. It’s ‘lily-shaped’ and much like the Pocket Pee for men The Whiz (I bet nobody can be it!) is cheap, purple and is great for women who have to pee on the run. [...]

No, You May Not Frost My Cupcake

It’s discussion time again and this week I’m posing a question about friendships, the relationships between men and women and what is appropriate and what is not. It’s up to you. Read the issue, discuss in the comments and offer up your opinion. You are sitting at your friends house and her husband makes a [...]

WTF – Cake Edition

WTF - Cake Edition

Holy Fucking Crikey! What a damn hot mess! Do I even need to point out the how age inappropriate this cake is? What a fucking nightmare. I want to find this misguided Holly kid and make her read books like ‘The Awakening’ and subscribe her to OOB and Bust magazine. I would make her read [...]

A Bit of a Bikini Rant

A Bit of a Bikini Rant

After I had my suspicious mole last summer I was told by some that the bikini would be no more. At least for me. I balked at this. When the comment was quickly followed by the classic, “Besides you are a Mom now. You don’t want to be one of those Moms who you see [...]