May 17, 2012

Cheeseburgers & Vodka

Scene: I’ve just come home from an entire day of doing nothing but hanging out with an old friend. As I’m about to exit my car I spy H walking up the sidewalk to get the mail. V: Now, there’s a fine piece of man! H turns and smiles and keeps walking. I enter our [...]

Drunk

“What’s drunk?” TD asked startling me. While she had been upstairs napping I was taking advantage of the quiet time to get in an episode or two of ‘Freaks and Geeks’. Apparently she had been in stealth mode and watching the show with me for a bit. Wonderful, I thought. She’s three and already I’m [...]

Beer Me

“This is your beer Mommy. This is your beer. You sip it. Just sip it.” TD holds out her Itty Bitty baby’s sippy cup to me. It’s just over a thimble full. I check the clock and it states that it is only 11 a.m. The question to ask is: Do I start drinking now [...]

You Know What I’m Excited About?

I can almost set my clock by that refrain. For the last few weeks H ends the day by saying, “You know what I’m excited about (insert source of future excitement here.)” and it’s usually while I’m brushing my teeth or pulling back the covers. It can range from having Dash Two finally be here [...]

Mommy’s Time Out

Mommy's Time Out

We Mom’s sure are in the news these days. The cocktail playdate debate continues and just yesterday the Washington Post ran this article about Mom’s playing Bunco on ‘Mom’s Night Out’ and having a sip or two of chardonnay. The wine shown was actually the wine pictured above. Yes, ladies it really does exsist. Isn’t [...]