May 17, 2012

Win a Dress from Shabby Apple!

Win a Dress from Shabby Apple!

I know I don’t normally do this on ‘ TMC’ but I just love this dress – it makes me happy just to look at it’s brilliant blue and retroesque styling. So here goes- WIN IT! “The turquoise Secretary dress aka ’90 WPM’ ($64) has ruching at the sides to flatter hips and a tie [...]

Destined to be Together- Isaac Mizrahi and Me

Destined to be Together- Isaac Mizrahi and Me

Recession… blah, blah, blah….we all know it’s really here. Gas prices, while declining are still high. We are eating out less. We are all looking for ways to cut corners whether it’s using the new grocery store’s amazing coupons ($20 off $50 or more!!! OH MY!) or cutting back on our latte runs, most of [...]

Part of the Bush Abstinence Program?

Part of the Bush Abstinence Program?

There I was listening to my Saturday Snark, a.k.a. “Wait, wait, don’t tell me…” on NPR when I hear them discussing Kmart’s latest foray into fashion- Chastity Pants. Immediately I had to go and look these puppies up. Was this some sort of joke? Nope. They are not and here is the proof- and bonus! [...]

Overheards

Overheards

Scene: H & I discussing nothing of importance while going to bed. H: I’m thinking that I should get a pair of white knit pants. V: WHAT?! White (snort) knit? pants?! Why?! (I continuing snorting and almost end up becoming a pig.) H: What? I thought that is what you said, white knit… oh wait… [...]

*Pop!*

Yup. You heard it too? That is the sound of me expanding. I’ve popped. In one day. From Saturday to Sunday this weekend I seem to now be showing. You would think with all the walking and ab work I did it would have made a difference, but bean number two or Dash Two as [...]

WTF Thursday!

WTF Thursday!

Seriously? Why?!? This is the uber-cool, must-have for Spring? Are you kidding me? I can really see myself traipsing about town in my Hoodlet. People at the local Target would probably call the cops on my suspicious self. This is supposed to add “flair and whimsy” to your spring wardrobe. Uh-huh. Sure.