May 17, 2012

Mummy’s Randomness

I have this other blog. Sshh..don’t tell a soul.  It’s all about the deep pits of me.  I put all my hates, desires and creepy thoughts on there that are so twisted and dark you might get retinal bleeding if your read it.  Cue the “I’m so deep, dark and torturted” music from 1994. Right.  [...]

Ginormica Buys Some Shoes

Yesterday, I bought shoes.  Shoes, man!  I never buy shoes because eh, who has the time and size ten shoes that actually look nice and don’t cost a boatload of money are often hard to come by.  Yes, I wear a size ten.   Apparently, the women of Boca do not because each shoe store and [...]

WTF – Cake Edition

WTF - Cake Edition

Holy Fucking Crikey! What a damn hot mess! Do I even need to point out the how age inappropriate this cake is? What a fucking nightmare. I want to find this misguided Holly kid and make her read books like ‘The Awakening’ and subscribe her to OOB and Bust magazine. I would make her read [...]