May 17, 2012

My Bathroom, My Sanctuary

Modern day motherhood is complicated. Um, scratch that.  Motherhood, whenever it is happening is complicated.  It was never not compilicated.  According to a recent survey conducted by Ivory soap, 80 percent of American moms think motherhood is actually more complicated today than it was 20 years ago. Probably. I mean our lives are more complicated and the [...]

We Vant to be Alone

Being woken up at 5:30 in the morning by a four year-old whining that she is hungry is maddening.  When that said four year-old is accompanied by a waving long-beamed flashlight that glows across your room making it feel like your being invaded by aliens?  Well, that is just a recipe for evil.  Throw in the four year-old [...]

Mmph…

Mmph...

Amount of times woken up last night by TD: Six. Legitimate night time issues with TD: Two. All others just up and whining for no apparent reason. Le SIGH…. Glasses broken that were full of water: One, all over a library book or two and the nightstand. Nightstand books thrown around the room helter skelter [...]

I’m a sucker for a man in gold

6:40 p.m.- Ooh! The Oscars soon! Only about an hour to go until the pre-show! Whooo hoo! 7:30 p.m.- Hm… am missing the Barbara Walters show. Didn’t DVR it either. How will I know Harrison Ford’s true thoughts on him being twenty years older and doing yet another Indiana Jones movie? 8:10 p.m.- Must get [...]