May 24, 2013

Overheards: One of Us

Scene: RE and I are sitting at the kitchen table having a chat over our breakfast. TD: Mommy, you are going to live longer than Daddy. V: I am? Why do you say that? TD: Beee-cawsz YOU are one of US! (as she looks across the room at her younger sister.) Maybe all those Newsweek, [...]

Totally Untamed Tuesday

I can be a bit of a control freak.  I like things to be done certain ways and when they aren’t well, I tend to get a bit, uh, testy.  You are sitting there completely shocked right now, I know. When The Comedian started eating cereal straight from the bag yesterday morning I looked at [...]

Screw Dora the Explorer and Those Disney Princesses Too!

I don’t like dressing my kids in cartoon characters.  It’s a real pet peeve of mine.  Cars, Disney Princesses, Dora the Explorer, what have you.  It looks cheap and makes your kid a walking billboard for stuff that doesn’t need any more advertisement.  I mean, really, Disney. Really?  They need another dime from me?  Bah! [...]

Tell Me It Is Worth It

It’s a busy here. Actually, when isn’t it busy here?  I’ve got three kids under five.  One of which does all of the following and more in a single day- “Mom! The Comedian has food coloring!”  Yes, she did.  I entered the kitchen just as she was about to squeeze out drops of yellow food [...]

Damn Girl, That’s Like Grandma Old!

It occurred to me the other day as I was jammin’ out to some funk music (p-funk, g-funk, disco-inspired, 80s stripped, whatever I can’t get enough) in my grocery getter that I am subjecting my kids to music that is akin to what my grandparents made me listen to as a child.  Back then, in the [...]

Kid’s Parties- Is It Just Keeping Up With the Joneses?

Cross-posted and archived from DC Metro Moms.  Original post from February 27, 2008.  My daughter turned two this weekend. Yes, I know, it is hard to believe. I can barely wrap my brain around it either. However, you know what the hardest part of her turning two was for me? It was- To have a [...]

Saturday Afternoon Fever

Cross-posted and archived DC Metro Moms post.  Original date February 17, 2008. Re-reading this makes me think, ”BLD! I want to go to there! Again!” I have a confession to make. I hate kids stuff. Go ahead and tsk tsk me if you want to, that’s fine, I’m used to it. If you admit to not [...]

New Faces and Places

Maybe we have been cooped up in the house too long because of all this winter weather.  Maybe it is the seed that H repeatedly tries to plant in my head about TD branching out her set of friends.  Whatever it was, we took a trip just down the road to new horizons this week.  [...]

Taking a Break and Some Guilt

After riding behind someone driving a Nissan Xterra who put their hazard lights on to drive through slush, grocery shopping through the holiday melee and putting up a good sweat at the gym I felt a bit addled yesterday.  Wanting to beat someone for driving badly in slush is not on par for this time of year.  My [...]

Working with Kids. The Unsolvable Equation.

I woke up late today. So much for Body Pump. I fear I will never see streamlined thighs again. I find myself running around today trying to catch falling yogurt cups before they hit the floor with a splat. Racing down the stairs with the dog who can’t keep up and ends up tumbling to [...]