Scene: RE and I are sitting at the kitchen table having a chat over our breakfast. TD: Mommy, you are going to live longer than Daddy. V: I am? Why do you say that? TD: Beee-cawsz YOU are one of US! (as she looks across the room at her younger sister.) Maybe all those Newsweek, [...]
Totally Untamed Tuesday
I can be a bit of a control freak. I like things to be done certain ways and when they aren’t well, I tend to get a bit, uh, testy. You are sitting there completely shocked right now, I know. When The Comedian started eating cereal straight from the bag yesterday morning I looked at [...]
Screw Dora the Explorer and Those Disney Princesses Too!
I don’t like dressing my kids in cartoon characters. It’s a real pet peeve of mine. Cars, Disney Princesses, Dora the Explorer, what have you. It looks cheap and makes your kid a walking billboard for stuff that doesn’t need any more advertisement. I mean, really, Disney. Really? They need another dime from me? Bah! [...]
Tell Me It Is Worth It
It’s a busy here. Actually, when isn’t it busy here? I’ve got three kids under five. One of which does all of the following and more in a single day- “Mom! The Comedian has food coloring!” Yes, she did. I entered the kitchen just as she was about to squeeze out drops of yellow food [...]
Damn Girl, That’s Like Grandma Old!
It occurred to me the other day as I was jammin’ out to some funk music (p-funk, g-funk, disco-inspired, 80s stripped, whatever I can’t get enough) in my grocery getter that I am subjecting my kids to music that is akin to what my grandparents made me listen to as a child. Back then, in the [...]
Kid’s Parties- Is It Just Keeping Up With the Joneses?
Cross-posted and archived from DC Metro Moms. Original post from February 27, 2008. My daughter turned two this weekend. Yes, I know, it is hard to believe. I can barely wrap my brain around it either. However, you know what the hardest part of her turning two was for me? It was- To have a [...]
Saturday Afternoon Fever
Cross-posted and archived DC Metro Moms post. Original date February 17, 2008. Re-reading this makes me think, ”BLD! I want to go to there! Again!” I have a confession to make. I hate kids stuff. Go ahead and tsk tsk me if you want to, that’s fine, I’m used to it. If you admit to not [...]
New Faces and Places
Maybe we have been cooped up in the house too long because of all this winter weather. Maybe it is the seed that H repeatedly tries to plant in my head about TD branching out her set of friends. Whatever it was, we took a trip just down the road to new horizons this week. [...]
Taking a Break and Some Guilt
After riding behind someone driving a Nissan Xterra who put their hazard lights on to drive through slush, grocery shopping through the holiday melee and putting up a good sweat at the gym I felt a bit addled yesterday. Wanting to beat someone for driving badly in slush is not on par for this time of year. My [...]
Working with Kids. The Unsolvable Equation.
I woke up late today. So much for Body Pump. I fear I will never see streamlined thighs again. I find myself running around today trying to catch falling yogurt cups before they hit the floor with a splat. Racing down the stairs with the dog who can’t keep up and ends up tumbling to [...]




















