May 23, 2013

Newsflash! Skittle Addicted Hamsters Break Free From Local Pet Store. Story at 11.

Random ramblings today because it’s an ungodly hour. I am tired but my body just won’t sit still long enough to actually sleep. That title? It goes back to the days when email was brand spankin’ new and to make each other laugh E and I would put titles like that in the subject line. [...]

Toddler Pulled Over for DUI

I know. I know. I’m all about the weird news this week but this grabbed my attention this morning as I was driving myself down the road and T.D. was in the back seat. Not I might add, driving. Because, no matter how sick I might feel? I’m not letting that crazy kid drive my [...]

Random Question # 145

Am I alone in thinking this is incredibly sad? It is an election year people! We are using our economic stimulus checks to pay speeding tickets (oh. just me?) and pay down credit card debt not buying Posh Tot or Urban Baby chic paraphernalia. From News of the Weird- America in Decline: One of the [...]

The Wait Begins

There I sat. Tapping my feet, crossing and re-crossing my legs thinking how cruel the whole situation is. No magazines to read and distract me. What kind of doctors office has no magazines?! Relaxed low lighting and the tinkly, tinkle, tinkle sound of muzak plays in the background. “Dear God! I hope they call my [...]

Oprah Bans My Dog from Chi-Town

Overheard last night in my house. H: Did you hear? Lex has been banned from Chicago by Oprah. Me: What?! Chicago? Why? Did she make some disparaging remark about Obama? H: Well… apparently she was a guest on Oprah and she said some things she shouldn’t have to Ms. Harpo Productions and then peed on [...]

Summer Crap and a T-Rex Invasion!

You can tell it’s a slow news day when… There are numerous stories not just about Paris Hilton’s venture into the klink, but that her extensions were tightened before she went to the pokey. I’m scintillated with the thoughts. They are still talking about A-Rod and his blonde bimbo and their fantabulous elevator ride. Silly [...]