You know what’s a great way to start a day?
First, take a baby that has been blissfully sleeping through the night for the past week and allow them to wake you up every two hours. Said baby is not content at just seeing you enter her room but instead glares at you, flails her arms about and screams as if to say, “Hey, Feedbag! Hustle! Feedbag, Hustle!”
Second, add in a Tiny Dictator who awakens at 4:45 a.m. to wet the bed. More screaming and hot tears ensue and just as H, who thankfully got up to take care of that hot mess of problems, crashes back into bed the dog throws up rather loudly into her crate right next to you. The smell permeates the room in about 2.5 seconds and you realize you have no choice but to start the day.
The laundry monster you spent all day slaying the day before? It’s back for round two. We call that the battle of piss and vomit.
And good morning to you too!
Be sure to set your DVR, TIVO or whatever recording device you might have to Good Morning America tomorrow. I, along with a slew of my blogging friends, will be gracing your television screens!
Yuck. That sucks.
Sounds like a fun morning.I’ll have to set my Tivo to GMA and check you out!