Things You Might Not Know

Dude, what is with the Facebook 25 Random Things About Me disease. Hey Kids! Everyone is doing it! Except me. Who has time for that? Here’s five-

1. I sucked my thumb until I was ten. Yeah, that’s right. It’s cool. Not cool though was the four retainers, two sets of head gear and all the other orthodontia I had to have because I had bucked teeth worse than Melissa Gilbert when she was on Little House on the Prairie. I kid you not.

2. I have size ten feet. I can’t walk up stairs normally. I have to go sideways half the time. Especially in heels.

3. I have a black thumb. Plants should not be brought into my abode. Not unless they consider themselves Dead Plant Walking.

4. Once I woke up in the middle of the night and all the skin on my body shed. It was like I turned into a snake overnight. It was disgusting, disconcerting and absolutely fascinating. Except when H woke up and realized he was sleeping with a lot of shed skin. He was not amused.

I’m sorry did you just puke in your coffee cup? Lucky bastard, you are drinking coffee.

5. When I was in high school I used to like to find back roads, park my car and get out and walk. E would accompany me. We lived in the smallest state in the country. We needed to find something to do after school that didn’t involve joining a structured activity. I loathe structured activities.

To quote TD, “Now you play.” Just put a random fact about you in the comment section. Let’s all join in!!